| Command |
Effect/Text |
| aliaslist |
*LISTS ALL OF THE ALIASES* |
| 538 |
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/congress-generic-ballot-polls/ |
| alphalang |
{rnd:,,hue,h,u,e}{rnd:,,hue,h,u,e}{rnd:,,hue,h,u,e} {rnd:,,hue,h,u,e}{rnd:,,hue,h,u,e}{rnd:,,hue,h,u,e} {rnd:,,hue,h,u,e}{rnd:,,hue,h,u,e}{rnd:,,hue,h,u,e}{rnd:,,hue,h,u,e} {rnd:,,hue,h,u,e} {rnd:,,hue,h,u,e}{rnd:,,hue,h,u,e} |
| antiterrorist |
Freedom dispensed upon {0:{prev}}. |
| approval |
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-approval-ratings/ |
| attack |
/me has initiated {!feedlist} attack on {0} | Rate: {rng:90,1024} {rnd:T,G,K,M,{!feedlist}}{rnd:bit,bytes,butts,tits}/s | Nodes: {rng:1312,9823} | Status: {rnd:Completed,Failed,In progress} ({!feedlist} {rnd:vaporised,penetrated,violated,erected}) |
| backdoor |
Deploying payload….success. Remote access successful on port {rng:20,65535}. Opening shell…success. Opening IRC on port 6667….success. timebot2 is now online! Remote link has been closed. |
| bashroulette |
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo *Click* |
| buttrex |
BTC-BUTT | Last: {rng:0,10000}.{rng:0,10000} | Bid: {rng:0,10000}.{rng:0,10000} | Ask: {rng:0,10000}.{rng:0,10000} | Hi: {rng:0,10000}.{rng:0,10000} | Lo: {rng:0,10000}.{rng:0,10000} | https://buttrex.com/Market/Index?MarketName=FuckYou |
| chk |
Checking {prev}’s {0}{rnd:…,… …,… … …,… … … …,… … … … …}{0} check {rnd:complete.,complete.,complete.,complete.,complete.,complete.,failed. Error:{rng:9001,9999}.} {prev}’s {0} is: {rnd:VALID,INVALID}. |
| class |
http://i.imgur.com/852HvRo.jpg |
| confused |
I am {0:timebot2} and I can’t even. |
| congressvote |
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/congress-trump-score/ |
| definition |
{0:{!wordlist}}: {rnd:noun|verb} {rng:4,20}th centur{rnd:y|e}, {!feedlist} |
| delete |
{rng:0,600000} emails deleted. Can’t let {rnd:Trump|Congress|the American public|the FBI|the media|Fake News} find out about {0:{rnd:it|{!feedlist}|{!wordlist}}}. |
| did |
{rnd:did,doot,did was did you did,dided,diddly} |
| donny |
Now let me tell you about {!feedlist}, {!trumplang}, it’s {!trumplang} and {!trumplang}. So I propose {!trumplang} until we can sort out {!feedlist}. |
| epa |
The EPA’s Official Stance On Climate Change: [REDACTED] |
| fakenews |
Coming up next on Fox News: {rnd:{!waron}|Trump Muzzles {rnd:EPA|USDA|FBI|NASA}|Trump has {rnd:announced|declared} that {rnd:China|Russia|Hillary|NATO} hid evidence of {!feedlist} from him.|{!inauguration}|In an interview with {rnd:CNN|ABC|NBC|MSNBC|FOX|PBS} today, Trump said “{!donny}”} |
| fcc |
Fucked by Comcast CableтДв |
| find |
{0:{rnd:nothing,nothing,nothing,nothing,{!feedlist}}} found |
| floridaman |
Florida man {!floridalist} |
| forcedlaugh |
/me forcibly laughed “{!multilaugh}” |
| fortuen |
dhurr |
| fortune |
{!fortunelist} |
| inauguration |
New numbers on Trump’s inauguration attendance released: over {rng:1000000,99999999} estimated to have shown up during this {rng:1,10} {rnd:hour|day|week|month} event. |
| infect |
{0:{prev}} infected with {!infectionlist} |
| interrogate |
{1:{!interrogatelist}}, {0:{prev}}? |
| iptables |
iptables -A INPUT -s {0:{prev}} -j DROP |
| laugh |
{rnd:|ha}{rnd:|h|ha|hah|haha|hahah} {rnd:|ha}{rnd:|h|ha|hah|haha|hahah} {rnd:|ha}{rnd:|h|ha|hah|haha|hahah|{!alphalang}} |
| letter |
{rnd:a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z,FUCK} |
| logged |
your actions have been logged |
| lotto |
{!potatonumber} {!potatonumber} {!potatonumber} {!potatonumber} {!potatonumber} DOGE: {!potatonumber} |
| multilaugh |
{!laugh}{!laugh}{!laugh}{rnd:,{!laugh}}{rnd:,{!laugh}} |
| nasa |
WOW |
| nipple |
/me rubs {0:{prev}}’s nipples |
| number |
{!potatonumber} {0: } |
| nyanthornberry |
https://i.imgur.com/Q2mvhXm.jpg |
| observe |
{0:{prev}} observed {rnd:|intently|with scrutiny|with distrust|with discrimination} |
| offend |
{0:{prev}}, ur {rnd:|a} {!offensivelist} |
| plumbus |
{!plumbuslist} |
| potatonumber |
{rnd:{rng:0,100}|{rng:0,100}|{rng:0,100}|{rng:0,100}|potato|potate|fuck veonik} |
| prize |
{0:{prev}} wins {rng:0,1000000} {rnd:DOGE,BTC,GRLC} |
| rap |
{rnd:{!raplist},{!raplist},{!raplist},{!raplist},nigga} {rnd:in the,on ma,giving,taking} {rnd:{!feedlist},{!feedlist},{!feedlist},{!feedlist},nigga} {rnd:I’ma,she’s a,making lots of,where the} {rnd:{!raplist},{!raplist},{!raplist},{!raplist},nigga} |
| shithole |
https://youtu.be/p_NwN3kkfGs?t=10s |
| snopes |
http://www.snopes.com/search/?q={0:{!wordlist}} |
| smash |
/me smashes {0:{user}} with {rnd:{!feedlist}|{!wordlist}} |
| terminate |
{0:{prev}} terminated {rnd:with {!feedlist}|silently|violently|with prejudice} |
| trumpgun |
https://i.imgur.com/7D3iNfT.jpg |
| trumpcheck |
http://www.npr.org/2017/01/27/511216062/president-trumps-tweets-annotated |
| trumpflirt |
I know {!flirtlist}, I have the best {!flirtlist}. People come up to me all the time and tell me, Donald, you’ve got the best {!flirtlist}. |
| trumpify |
I know {0}, I have the best {0}. People come up to me all the time and tell me, Donald, you’ve got the best {0}. |
| trumptweet |
,talk !tweet |
| userjack6880 |
{rnd:see !nsa|breaking timebot since {rng:19,21}{rnd:{rng:10,99}|0{rng:0,9}}|make timebot great again!|{!lotto}|{rpt:{rng:0,5},{!alphalang}}|,talk !echo ,talk|fuck you|{!protest}} |
| userjackemulator |
{rnd:███ ███████████|███} {0:{prev}} {rnd:███ ████████████|██████████}. Recommend {rnd:terminate|observe|interrogate|do nothing|██████████████}. |
| vonik |
veonik, fuck |
| winner |
As of June 2018: In the 2020 Election, Trump has a 44% chance of winning, with 46% certainty. https://goo.gl/9FSCGG |
| word |
here’s your fucking word – {!wordlist} |
| wtb |
{rnd:wtb,WTB,want to buy} {0:{!feedlist}} – {rnd:have ${rng:0,10000} cash,have {!feedlist} to trade} |
| wts |
{rnd:wts,WTS,want to sell,want to sail,WANT TO SELL,WANT TO SAIL,FOR SALE,FOR SELL,FOR SAIL,4 SELL} {0:{!feedlist}} – ${rng:0,10000} {rnd:,cash only,cash or trade,obo} |
| yahtzee |
{rng:1,6} {rng:1,6} {rng:1,6} {rng:1,6} {rng:1,6} |
| yum |
sudo yum remove timeshifter && rm -rf / |
| z |
“Better than s!” |
| å浴盆 |
<+outlawaol> I use a bidet like a chinamen |
