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Awesome Dream is Awesome

Posted on 16 January, 2010

Just had another awesome dream last night – it’s multi-part, but still.

First part: I go around town doing random things – don’t quite remember what they were. But I do remember my car was a four-door Audi R8. I don’t know how it would look, just knew it was a four-door Audi R8. I eventually get into a race with a few people, and win.

Second part: I’m underground. I’m some kind of humanoid person, but not. I’m in this room with a bunch of old human things – flashlights, radios, and weapons. I leave the room and a bunch of people start freaking out. The military comes in and starts shooting. I go back into the room with my friend and grab a few things and then go back up and fire back. But the weapons are ineffective and we are both taken down. Oh well. Can’t win everything.

Third part: I’m a super-villain. I’m in a police parking garage. The police are looking for me, but are too dumb to realize that I’m there. They spot me and ask why I’m there. I tell them I’m dropping off my fellow villain to pay a fine and they leave me alone. Then they realize who I am and chase me down the garage, but they loose me. I then see some cops chasing down other cops – there’s a force that enforces the police if they themselves break laws. Like speeding.

Fourth part: I’m in a field somewhere in Europe with a bunch of kids. We all have random parts. It’s part of a Top Gear Challenge. All of the hosts bring something important. Of course, none of it is whole. May has to bring the truck – it’s leaking fuel. Hammond brought stuff to go inside the truck. It’s all second-hand. And Clarkson has to bring parts to make the truck better. He, of course, is 12 hours late. So we have to rush to get the truck working better before time is up. It, of course, barely meets the goals.

I have weird dreams. Like Russian Mafia Bears and Laser Bulldozers.

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